bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: coballion, via dutchster)

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yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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(Source: mdpx, via vanjalen)

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via vomit-your-soul)

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