badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via dutchster)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image

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awkwardvagina:

andygallagher:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

someone compliment me 

youre beautiful

that was you though

well someone had to